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05.17.06 - Arlene's Grocery - NYC
Rich's ink and Dave's drool
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05.17.06 - Arlene's Grocery - NYC
Brian, sloe-eyed and demonstrating "east."
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Somewhere South
A man and his mean machine
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05.20.06 - Fletchers - Baltimore, MD
Brian and Baltimore's #1 superfan after the gig and a few rounds of whiskey
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05.21.06 - Baltimore, MD
A tall man in dirty clothes with a large hangover on a tiny couch.
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05.21.06 - Baltimore, MD
Superfan and the Dags pose for the next cover of "4x4" magazine.
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05.21.06 - Somewhere South
Dave always managed to find a copy of the NY Post, no matter where we were. A man must keep up with baseball scores and the latest
news about Angelina's baby
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05.21.06 - Somewhere South
Brian on the other hand always found a cold beer (when not driving) and seems to be entirely unable to do anything else with his hands.
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05.22.06 - Cracker Barrel - Somewhere, SC
Cracker Barrel seemed like a Mario Batalli meal after the copious amounts of Waffle House that were currently wreaking havoc on our
digestive systems.
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05.22.06 - Cracker Barrel - Somewhere, SC
With summer on the way, Dave felt the need to try on some hats for the upcoming garden parties he'll be attending before Labor Day.
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05.22.06 - Sunoco Station - Somewhere, SC
If it's all you've got, you might as well pimp it, right?
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05.22.06 - Tourist Rest Stop - Somewhere, FL
The signs on the highway advertised a "real" 12-foot alligator. I would rather have seen a "fake" hologram of one than a "real" dead one.
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05.22.06 - Tourist Rest Stop - Somewhere, FL
Again, David shops for appropriate headgear. Someone please notify Silverfox and let them know that one of their endorsees is mentally retarded.
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05.22.06 - Tourist Rest Stop - Somewhere, FL
No band or van is complete without a mascot, so we purchased this gator head for the dashboard. Her name is Anita, named after the 400lb
woman who sold it to us.
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05.22.06 - Mango's - Jacksonville Beach, FL
The band was immediately met with hospitality at Mango's. Brian was offered more drugs in the first 10 minutes than at any bodega in NYC.
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05.22.06 - Mango's - Jacksonville Beach, FL
Mango's also had something called the Lobster Zone. For $3 you can try your luck at this game of skill, the prize for which is a live lobster.
(and for added incentive, one had a $5 bill tied to it's claw)
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05.23.06 - Boardwalk - Jacksonville Beach, FL
Look closely and you'll see Brian playing guitar on a bench with a homeless meth addict. That boy makes friends everywhere he goes.
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05.23.06 - Budweiser Brewery - Jacksonville Beach, FL
The General and his trusty steed (which he was asked not to mount by the facility's security staff).
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05.23.06 - Budweiser Brewery - Jacksonville Beach, FL
This is where the magic happens. The cleaning crew had to be called in to wipe the Dags' handprints and saliva off the glass partition.
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05.23.06 - Budweiser Brewery - Jacksonville Beach, FL
And this is where God lives.
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05.23.06 - Budweiser Brewery - Jacksonville Beach, FL
Looking for an endorsement of his own, Brian donned every piece of promotional clothing in the gift shop (he was quite disappointed they
didn't have a Budweiser Speedo)
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05.24.06 - Best Western - Daytona Beach, FL
When you roll VIP, they give you beach-front, top floor... conveniently not directly over the pool so we were dissuaded from jumping or
heaving a microwave off the balcony.
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05.24.06 - Best Western - Daytona Beach, FL
Tony Montana was NOT actually killed at the end of Scarface... he is currently drinking Jell-O shots at the hotel's tiki bar.
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05.24.06 - Seabreeze Metal Lounge - Daytona Beach, FL
It's $2 beer bongs and horns held high at the Seabreeze. Pictured: the Dags, Carnevil and members of Rancor Emblem
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05.25.06 - Holiday Inn - Atlanta, GA
Poor Lil Davey had to share a bed with this mess-parade far more often than he'll admit.
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05.26.06 - Holiday Inn - Atlanta, GA
The Dodge was attacked by lipstick-wielding vandals in the night.
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05.27.06 - Holiday Inn - Hickory, NC
Another town, another hotel and another fine lady in the bed.
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05.27.06 - The Wizard - Hickory, NC
Static, the hardest working band in construction, brought out a 2x10 that they had converted into a guitar and proceeded to end their
set by hitting it with a circular saw. It was the cleanest cut any of the Dags had ever seen.
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05.27.06 - The Wizard - Hickory, NC
No comment other than: please note the blood all over the ceiling. The Dags tried to make as many friends here as quickly as possible.
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05.28.06 - Brooklyn, NY
Exhausted, stinky and damned glad to be back in the land of concrete, steel, giant rats and urine-soaked streets.
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